You know you are a homeschool Mom when

You Know You're a Homeschool Mom When...

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1) When a child busts a lip, and after seeing she's okay, you round up
some Scotch tape to capture some blood to look at under the microscope!

2) Your children never ever leave the "why?" stage.

3) You look at every room in your home to try and imagine how to
squeeze in another bookshelf.

4) You turn your china cabinet into bookshelves.

5) You ask for, and get, a copier instead of a diamond tennis bracelet
for your wedding anniversary.

6) Your kids think reading history is best accomplished while lying on
the floor with their head resting on the side of their patient dog.

7) Your husband can walk in at the end of a long day and tell how the
science experiment went just by looking at the house.

8) You never have to drive your child's forgotten lunch to school!

9) The only debate about the school lunch program is whose turn it is
to cook.

10) If your child gets drugs at school, it's probably Tylenol.

11) Your formal dining room now has a computer, copy machine,
bookshelves and there are educational posters and maps all over the
walls.

12) You have meal worms growing in a container....on purpose.

13) Talking out loud to yourself is a parent/teacher conference!

14) You can't make it through a movie without pointing out the
historical inaccuracies.

15) The teacher gets to kiss the principal in the faculty lounge and
no one gossips.

16) Your honor student can actually read the bumper sticker that you
put on your car.

17) If your student claims that the dog ate his homework, you can
ask the dog.

18) You can't make it through the grocery produce department without
asking your preschooler the name and color of every vegetable.

19) You can't put your produce in your cart without asking your
older student to estimate its weight and verify its accuracy.